Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
taz Amnesty AU: Barry Bluejeans convinces Taako, Merle, and Magnus to play an RPG based on a world they visited in their 100 year journey about fighting monsters (davenport polity refuses it’s not his cup of tea, lucretia is busy chronicling and doesn’t think she’ll be very good and Lup wanted to helped him write the campaign) So when Barry asks who everyone’s playing as ofc taako decides to be the hesitant and lackadaisical hero, merle, the old cantankerous con-man. And when Barry asks Magnus who he’s going to play as he looks Barry and Taako dead in the eyes and says “Lup”.
barry: ok but why the rabbit?
magnus, still staring directly @ barry: that’s you
valm-melv28 