Tag: dnd

spiritednug:

widogasp:

Me : wow!! I’m so excited to play dnd!!! man I’m so hype to roleplay my super cool character and form relationships!!! wow!!!!

Dm : what’s your characters name?

Me :

Alternately

Dm: and this npc stands before you, greeting you with a badass handshake in one hand and a halberd in the other. They’re hip, they’re hype, they’re everything you ever wanted.

Me: amazing what’s their name

Dm: oh no

unluckyrose:

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”