splickedylit:

splickedylit:

splickedylit:

splickedylit:

I just remembered that I can knit, bought myself yarn and needles and sat down and knitted for ten hours.

I’MMA MAKE MYSELF A HUGE-ASS RAINBOW SCARF AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME ESPECIALLY NOT YOU, STUPID, TINGLY FINGERS!!!!!!!

YOU ARE MY HANDS, YOU WILL OBEY ME

The scarf is now longer than my arm and twice as wide, I bought two more skeins of the same color and it looks baller as hell: the life update nobody was waiting for

THE GAY AGENDA

RAINBOW SCARF 2.0 NOW WITH BETTER YARN COLORS AND ALSO I GOT MY REAR IN GEAR AND DID SOME RIBBING AND SOME TASSELS, HELL YEAH.

SCORF

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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