im not tryna ruin anyone’s fun or anything (you just keep on being you *finger guns*) but let’s avoid putting the outer worlds on an unreachable pedestal. itd be really sad if y’all drop it once you find 1 (one) flaw. let them be mortals, not gods
Perish from @kadabura ‘s Ubiquitous project!! I love the pun in the name but I can’t look at this boy without thinking about the Then Perish meme. Apologies if it looks pixelated due to the red, please click for HD!
there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois
except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him
the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead
dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how
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